Wednesday, June 6, 2012

The impossible-to-review Sisters Brothers (pretending to be at gunpoint did the trick)


This review (reflection, WHATEVER) has been next to impossible to write. I've had the book sitting at eye level on my desk for the past month, and I just gaze at it adoringly . . . AND NOTHING ELSE HAPPENS.

OK, here's what we'll do. I'll tell you what other books The Sisters Brothers reminds me of, and you'll not laugh at me.

First, it makes me think of Into the Wild, because there's an end goal, but the resolution of the journey (and of the story, really) isn't as important as the people encountered along the way.

Second, it reminds me of True Grit, because contractions are scarce. And it's a Western. What do you want from me? In-depth literary criticism? No.

And third, it's a tad reminiscent of Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men, because Charlie Sisters is a George and . . . I'm sorry, Eli, but you're definitely a Lennie. You kiiiiind of squish women with love.


The year is 1851. Eli and Charlie Sisters are hired guns from Oregon City, working for a crime lord called the Commodore. They've just come off a bad job, during which their horses were burned to death in a barn. Now they have new horses (I LOVE YOU, TUB!) and a new job, to kill a California prospector named Hermann Kermit Warm.

The brothers have earned quite a reputation across the country as stone-cold killers, and Charlie does seem to enjoy the work. But Eli is starting to think he might like to find a good woman and settle down. His sentimentality is that of a man hardened by circumstances, but it's all the more sincere for that.
"I had in the last year or so given up whores entirely, thinking it best to go without rather than pantomime human closeness; and though it was unrealistic for a man in my position to be thinking such thoughts, I could not help myself: I saw my bulky person in the windows of the passing storefronts and wondered, When will that man there find himself to be loved?" (p. 56)
"Might I leave her a secret note? But I had no paper or ink and at any rate what would I say to her? Dear Miss, I wish you would wash your face and be nice to me. I have money. Do you want it? I never know what to do with it." (p. 59)
And the dynamic between the brothers is what you might expect from two grown men who love each other and also kill for a living. There is much drinking and bickering . . . SO much bickering. But kind of adorable bickering?
"'You're not smiling, are you? We're in a quarrel and you mustn't under any circumstances smile.' I was not smiling, but then began to, slightly. 'No,' said Charlie, 'you mustn't smile when quarreling. It's wrong, and I dare say you know it's wrong. You must stew and hate and revisit all the slights I offered you in childhood.'" (p. 46)
Some of their exchanges are hilarious (Charlie is clever and retains his biting sense of humor even in the face of death), and some are sobering.

Discussing a trading post they had just patronized:
"'It struck me as restful industry. I'll wager that old man sleeps very well at night.'
'Do you not sleep well at night?' Charlie asked earnestly.
'I do not,' I said. 'And neither do you.'
'I sleep like a stone,' he protested.
'You whimper and moan.'
'Ho ho!'
'It's the truth, Charlie.'
'Ho,' he said, sniffing. He paused to study my words. He wished to check if they were sincere, I knew, but could not think of a way to ask without sounding overly concerned. The joy went out of him then, and his eyes for a time could not meet mine. I thought, We can all of us be hurt, and no one is exclusively safe from worry and sadness." (p. 50)
This complicated relationship between brothers is couched within a larger story about raw human ambition, the American Dream, the California Gold Rush, and just . . . life. So many passages struck me as the purest and truest thing I had ever read. I basically just reread the whole book looking for excerpts to share with you, and I want to share them ALL. I'm refraining from doing so with the understanding that you will go immediately right now this very second and read the book yourself.

WHY AREN'T YOU READING IT YET?
SOURCE: DeWitt, Patrick. (2012). The Sisters Brothers. New York: HarperCollins.

And thanks to Brooks at Forever Overhead for hosting the giveaway that led to me winning this book that is full of win!

21 comments:

  1. Love the quotes because it reminds me of the way I (lovingly) bicker with my sisters.
    ... wait.
    WHERE IS MY HUMP DAY NERDGASM?!  

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  2. OMG Bert... I'm actually scared. And also THE REASSURING LION OMG! I was MESMERISED!

    Ahem. About the actual book! Obvs I have to read this cause Alice goes on about it and now you've started and well, yeah, I trust you guys! And, um, a mash-up of Into the Wild and Of Mice and Men? Sounds RIDICULOUSLY good :) (ignoring True Grit cause I totally haven't read it...)

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  3.  I want to repeat Laura's lion gif love because OMG LOOK AT THAT LION.

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  4. OK, you and Alice have convinced me. Not only do I want to read this book but it's obvious my less has less meaning if I don't read this right away.
     

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  5. THIS IS TOTALLY ACCURATE

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  6. Ok, I don't like Of Mice and Men, or didn't when I read it at like 13 (...maybe I should look at it again) but OMG THIS BOOK IS SO GOOD AND I AM GLAD YOU REVIEWED IT WITH SQUISHY LION GIFS.

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  7. I knoooowwww...I didn't have anything nerdtastic to talk about today. BUT I NEVER SAID IT WAS A REGULAR THING.

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  8. I also have not read True Grit, so I have no business comparing it to anything, but I did anyway.

    But this book IS SO RIDICULOUSLY GOOD. You must read it post haste.

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  9. Whatever meaning you think your life has right now...it's simply an illusion. Read the book.

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  10. I don't think I liked Of Mice and Men either! And I was ALSO 13 when I read it. BUT the relationship aspect seemed similar, although I would argue that Sisters Brothers does everything better than any of those other books I compared it to. So there's that.

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  11. I don't think I liked Of Mice and Men either! And I was ALSO 13 when I read it. BUT the relationship aspect seemed similar, although I would argue that Sisters Brothers does everything better than any of those other books I compared it to. So there's that.

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  12. Alice, every time I try to reply to your comment, it makes a separate comment! DAMN YOU, DISQUS.

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  13. I don't think I liked Of Mice and Men either! And I was ALSO 13 when I read it. BUT the relationship aspect seemed similar, although I would argue that Sisters Brothers does everything better than any of those other books I compared it to. So there's that.

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  14. There's an Of Mice and Men opera. And that's all I have left to contribute.

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  15. OH MY GOODNESS. I must see this.

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  16. I have produced a Hump Day Nerdgasm post! Hump Day is saved! *all the villagers rejoice*

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  17. WHERE?! *pushes aside your rabid followers*

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  18. I understand the problems on writing a review for this book. I really enjoyed the audiobook, but haven't a clue how to approach writing a review. Mostly because its one of those books that I find hard to say why I like it.

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  19. It's so true! I can't tell you even now why I love it, which is making it really difficult to convince other people to read it. EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ IT.

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  20. I loved this book!  And I feel you on how hard it is to write reviews sometimes about amazing books.  I love that you mentioned similar books because I'm always looking for something similar after I finish an amazing book.  I've only read True Grit and that's all I have to compare it to.  But having seen this review on your blog is like an instant follow because now I know we have the same taste in reading!  I've been raving about this book and trying to get everyone to read it ever since I finished it!

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  21. Yay! I won your affection!

    I just skimmed through your blog, and you had me at the Batman graphic novel.

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